Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
this just has baby written all over it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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