Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We had to coat check the pizza.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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