You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
