Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
