I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He felt like a one man threesome
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
