You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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