If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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