This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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