my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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