Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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