I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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