I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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