I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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