So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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