dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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