plz talk dirty to me
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize