We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you would pick up someone in the library
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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