Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
they need to just BURY HIM!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
