He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
