i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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