what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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