Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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