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(302): View more from Delaware

Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now

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(325): View more from Texas

Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.

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(760): View more from California

I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi

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(253): View more from Washington

I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self

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(229): View more from Georgia

He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?

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(205): View more from Alabama

We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"

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