Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
His nipple licking is glorious
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