Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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