Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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