Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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