Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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