SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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