i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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