He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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