No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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