guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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