Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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