Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize