If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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