There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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