Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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