sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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