I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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