Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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