So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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