She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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