Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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