I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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