So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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