her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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