they need to just BURY HIM!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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