Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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