I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Boobs are out for the taking
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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