piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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