Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just blew my weed a kiss
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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