I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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