yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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