She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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