The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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